This is a routine that I do with my dog Sylvester. It is the ultimate in laziness. You hear the phrase “I don’t feel like doing anything” and immediately change up your routine. When I tell Sylvester to sit, he does it, and when I tell him to lie down, he does it too. I think this is really the ultimate laziness.
Sylvester is my new best friend. I think this is because I’m always doing things for him that he likes, even if I’m not doing what he wants. But I think I would rather him do it than me.
So when I talk to Sylvester for the first time, I ask him what we can do and he answers with the ultimate in laziness. I say go to the park, and he says go to the water park, and I ask him what do do, and he says lay down and have a nap. All of these things he says to me, and I do them. I think this is really the ultimate laziness.
Yeah, you can’t really do anything for him. He has a huge ego and doesn’t really care about anything else. I think if you give him the opportunity to do something he likes, something that he thinks is fun, he’ll do it. I just don’t want to be the one to let him down. Now I like to try to motivate him, but it doesn’t work that way.
The problem is that Stallone is a very hard worker. He has played a number of time-looping games and he knows the concept well. I’d say the best thing you can do for him is to have him give you a workout routine. I’d recommend squats, lunges, pushups, sit-ups, and so on. As he says, he needs to spend more time on his workout routine. It’s going to help you get him motivated in the process.
It might be tempting to just give him a workout routine, but be careful. It may come to be the thing that turns him off. For instance, I was given a routine for Steely Dan. I asked Steely Dan for his workout routine, and he said, “I’m on Deathloop! I’m on Deathloop! I’m on Deathloop!” I’m not sure that I really want to be on Deathloop.
If you’re going to spend your workout time with Steely Dan, then you’ll have to take your time about it. He’ll be on Deathloop too, but if you want to exercise with him, then wait right there outside Steely Dan’s room. The room is locked, and Steely Dan will not be there. You, on the other hand, can enter, and you will not be greeted by him.
Steely Dan is a very busy man. He and the band were busy for a while playing the US national anthems at the Super Bowl and the Olympics. At the time of the Olympics, he said he was on a tour with a new record. That was not enough time to be on the road with a new record, so he was going to have to do a lot of traveling to record it.
In the wake of the Olympics, Steely Dan is still playing and recording music, but he’s definitely not on tour with new material. Instead, he’s playing the same set of tracks he was doing at the O2, the same songs as he did at the Olympics, and the same songs he always plays. He plays the same songs every night and has just as much free time as ever, so it’s not like he’s not working any harder than ever.
The problem with touring, especially in the wake of a long break, is that you have to go through the motions. You have to play at a certain place, set up a certain set of lights, and perform the actual set. That’s hard to explain to people who don’t know shit about music and don’t have any idea what Steely Dan is going to do.